Politico: Harvard paper to central banks: Buy Bitcoin!
Luckily, I already satirized this:

TPipp and Zipp Sell Bit Coin

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Zipp is a cryptosister. This will end well, surely.

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Relevant excerpt from my story (spoiler):

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